Monday, 16 January 2012

campus life...?!

when i hear people discussing campus life and the dangers that be, i sometimes wonder which campus? having been in campus twice, yet i still seem to be living life on the peripheral..(and no, thats not a type of a car!). There are always meetings about drug abuse on the rise among students, and i would swear every one i meet looks normal. so i wonder where are these peddlers, seriously, i sometimes go looking at people idling and ask myself could that one be one of them? and if it were how would i go about securing a buy?..."aaaahhhh hi there mister, i want to buy some drugs"....?

This reminds me of an incident probably totally unrelated that happened recently, so i go out for lunch, and this guy we went to college with passes by and says hi...am like hi to u too. He sits..mmmmmhhhh note i didnt say "you may have a sit" no no no... but, moving on. He receives a call on his cell, which i bet was a self dialed call, you know, like those fake call buttons that help you get off meetings. He says 'hi, aaam i dont have it but i can organise for u to get it.. 'hangs up and goes on to explain the call to me: That was my bro, he and his friends want me to find them a pipe thing for smoking pot. How i wish u could have seen my face! aaargh Seriously!? you are bragging about that!...he probably thought it would sound cool. A pity..really, with all the dysfunctioning side effects and failed take offs, he should know better than to advertise future weakness.....to a chick no less!!

4 comments:

  1. hehehe...best ever! U must admit that line was abit original...

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  2. hahaha...yeah, original it was!

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  3. hahaha.. remind me of the 'unajua...unajua. x3..' incident

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